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Why is it that my yoghurt after lunch always tips me over the edge?
Post breakfast: Skirt feels good, sitting right at my belly button like it's supposed to be.
Post morning tea: Skirt feels superb, breakfast bloat is gone and I'm cruising. Maybe skirt has even become a little loose.
Post lunch: Skirt is becoming "skin tight"- kinda like a wetsuit. But I'm still moderately happy, because at least I can still sit at my desk.
Post yoghurt: Skirt is officially unhappy. I have hiked it up to just under my chestbone and I fight to urge to lie on the floor.
Rest of the day: Curse you magic yoghurt, why can't you have that effect on my relatively flat chest?
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