My Gorilla Eyebrows

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I've misplaced my eyebrow pluckers and can't bear my gorilla brows any longer. It's been 3 weeks since their last pluck and my forehead is starting to shy away from my eyes for fear of being overtaken by my unruly brows.

I must save my forehead.

Where have those blasted pluckers gone???

Meanwhile I never ever noticed how bushy Jake Gyllenhall's eyebrows were...