Tonight I dropped a plate and it shattered into a million pieces. Cleaning it up could have been been an inevitable b*tch, except it wasn't because somehow I dropped it into the sink- with a generous sheet of cling wrap firmly tucked around its circumference and the food it was holding firmly gelled to its spot.
The combined effect of all of these fortunate factors is that the giant plate hardly shattered at all. Instead, it broke artistically, neatly and daintily.
I gave the plate a virtual high five and deemed the occasion as only Barney from How I met your Mother would: Legendary.
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